Bon(er) Appetit — blow job musings 2.0

My last post addressed the basics of giving a blow job. But, what do you do when your guy is ready to cum?

After brunch at Le Pain Quotidien in Georgetown a few weeks ago, my friend inquired about just that. She said:

I've never swallowed at the end of a blow job. I'm worried about what to do, how it will taste and if I'll gag. Do you have any tips for me?

My advice if you've never swallowed before or if you don't really enjoy swallowing:

1. Don't try it after your man has drank a lot of alcohol or eaten a big meal. If there's a lot of salt in his diet or he doesn't have enough water to balance out the alcohol in his system, his cum will taste bitter or salty. If you're easing into swallowing, why not give it a go at the best possible time?

2. Rome wasn't built in a day, and you don't have to get used to swallowing in one fell swoop either. As I mentioned in the last post, straight guys like boobs. When you are taking a break to come up for air, look your man in the eyes and say,

"I want you to cum on my tits."

Then go back to blowing him. When he's ready to cum, he'll let you know and you can take his cock out of your mouth and jerk him off for a few strokes on your tits. Then, take a finger to your breast, put a little of his cum on it and lick your finger. For you, that will be a sample or a taste test. For him, that will be a hot memory to add to his Spank Bank.

(If you are self-conscious about your boobs, don't be. Small tits work just as well as large ones do because you aren't using your boobs for leverage.)

3. When you are ready to try swallowing, make sure that your head is in a comfortable position. Sit between his legs, on your knees in front of him, or on your side. Those positions are neck-friendly and more conducive to swallowing with ease.

The shower might come in handy for your first go at swallowing – or swallowing and liking it. The warmth and water tend to make for a faster experience, and you might take comfort in the fact that his cock and balls are clean. Plus, if it doesn't work for you to swallow that time, there's so much water in the shower that spitting a little cum out might not even be noticed.

4. Remember that his cum is not a fine wine. (Shocking, I know, right?) You don't need to swirl it around in your mouth. You don't even really need to taste it. Treat it like you would a tablespoon of Robitussin, and just swallow — gulp!

5. Try to utilize some mind-over-matter techniques. It's okay if you don't like swallowing. The key is for your man not to realize that. Don't think about it too much before and give him a look or a smile when you are done that says, "I can't wait to do that again." Your enthusiasm and interest in pleasing your man are always a turn on!

Several days after I relayed these tips to my friend, I received the following text from her:

Have I told you about my favorite bird? The swallow ;).

Hope you also find my suggestions useful!

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